Unicorn: The First and Only Proof of Stake Memechain L1!

OPEN YOUR WALLET AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Unicorns believe memecoins are the only fun assets in crypto, thus meme availability is what makes crypto scale!

Unicorns mine memecoins the same way dwarves mine bitcoin proof of work!

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CLICK HERE!!!!

Did you know?

unicorns are CUTE, cuter than u

its just a horse with a weird thing on its head deal with it

Btw

if i put a corn on a dog does it make it a corndog?

Unicorns memecoins are the purest form of memetic being, every unicorn coin is a real life digitized unicorn uploaded to the blockchain just for you, by becoming $UNICORN they attain supreme happiness

Unicorn is a Unicorn

Unicorns are meme rotators

The Velocity of unicorns in the interchain, will be unfathomable. Velocity of memes is directly correlated to liquidity over time.

Unicorn is all about pipelines. Social bridges across the interchain and multi-chain.
There is no better wrapper than money as a meme, and meme as money. Like my great Chinese uncle use to say "Money is best disguised as a unicorn, Mao does not know that my Unicorn Jpegs are money"

And those who were not seen memeing were thought to be insane by those who could see the memes

Dudes with 3 monitors and a herman miller chair are getting outperformed by uber drivers aping solana coins on their samsung galaxy right now

NO YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUY XXX YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BUY MY GOVERNANCE TECH TOKEN. WE DIDNT JUST LAUNCH THE 4171527th LIQUID STAKING PROTOCOL FOR NOTHING YOU NEED TO SUPPORT INNOVATION IN THIS INDUSTRY

WARNING: You are on a Computer!

EPOCHS are epic

BETTER DAYS AHEAD

The sacred scrolls foretold about a future were kawaii and cute were spread across the entire crypto ecosystem. Unicorns just want to spread the love, nothing more.
If you hold any of these you are probably going to be blessed with some $UNICORN in a not so distant future: